Wednesday, June 22, 2005

There’s this woman that comes in a couple of nights a week, I’ll call her “Kathy”. Kathy is 42 going on 22 and still has everything in all the right places. She’s simply a knockout. We’ve been playing this little hit on each other game for a long time and it finally ended up being something else—very discreet and totally awesome.

The problem is, Kathy’s 21 year old, gorgeous daughter just moved to town and she’s been hitting on me like crazy. Without making this sound like a Penthouse Forum Letter, I’m sure you get the idea that I have the chance to sleep with her daughter too but I could end up ruining the laid back fun I have with Kathy. Even worse, if her daughter knew I’d slept with her mom, it’d be over before it got started.

It’s all big fucking Springer disaster but help me out folks. There’s no way I’d date Kathy but I would love to date her daughter. How do I handle this without fucking it all up? To Cow/Calf Combo or not to Cow/Calf Combo, that is the question?

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn man, that's a doozy!! have you tried checking out the possibility of a threesome? ;-) recommendation...go for the one that is closest in age and screw the consequences. you only live once dude!

5:37 AM  
Anonymous said...

stupid ass!!!!!!!!!!

1:25 PM  
Terra said...

You all ready had "discreet fun" with her mom. Being a product of a milf...I would die if someone slept with my mom and went after me. My mom and I are super close and it has happened that people have hit on both of us. It grosses both of us out and we both think the guys that have done this are completely disgusting. Do yourself a favor and chalk this one up to a loss.

11:45 AM  

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