There are two types of drinkers: Those who drink and those who drink Light Beer. Hey, I know you’re watching your calories but come on already. Low carb, low cal, low tongue sensitivity, low self-esteem; whatever your reason…just stop it. Have a real beer, they taste so much better and they aren’t worse for you. Really, I promise. You might have a few more carbs or calories to contend with but so what? You’re drinking, try to enjoy more than just the buzz or stay at home and sip on a Zima. And is there some law that says that if you drink Light Beer you have to smoke Light Cigarettes? Are you hoping for Cancer Light? It doesn’t come in that brand. Plus, you’ve read the labels: Light Cigarettes are not safer. So, again, if you’re worried about having less TAR in your lungs, quit fucking smoking; none of it is healthy. If you say you like the taste better than you’re lying. In the end, smoke what you want just don’t turn your nose up at me when all I have is the red pack. And never get uppity because you’re from a long line of same brand Light Beer drinkers. There are people trying to enjoy a real drink with adults.