There’s a reason that people shouldn’t talk about politics and/or religion in a bar. If you’re that into Jesus, go drink his fucking wine and leave me out of it. If you’re that into “W” then you should be rich and white enough to go to a better place than this one. Either way, leave me out of the whole fucking shebang and talk about sports or something. At least I have a factual book of statistics to quell those arguments. I’m sick and tired of people getting drunk and laying down opinions like it’s the law. These circular arguments end up going nowhere, impressing nobody, changing nothing, pissing people off, and basically wasting my fucking time and energy. If you’re that into something, start a sober discussion group or buy a related magazine. Watch C-Span or Jim Bakker’s retard hour in Branson, Missouri. Either way, get it out of the bars where people are trying to relax and enjoy a few hours away from the mire you people have cast us into.