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Stardate 27 October 2005

Halloween is almost upon us. Why is it that so many girls dress up as sluts?

God, I love Halloween!!!

Yeah, my mind is on pussy. Like yours isn't. Fuck you. A man thinks about pussy every 3 seconds -- so they say. It's not conscious all the time, obviously, or we'd do nothing but whack off 24/7-- which isn't a bad idea. I realized you know your relationship is over when you go to bed with your girlfriend -- and can't wait for her to fall asleep so you can whack off.

Not gonna go into what's going on with my girlfriend because I don't have one. I date. I tell women right from the start that I am not looking for anything serious, that I just want to have fun. And yet, they DON'T LISTEN.

Like, say, Margo for example. That crazy-ass bitch who bashed in my car after we fuck and AFTER I tell her I'm not interested in anything other than some fun. I still have no idea why Crazy Bitch, which will be my new name for her from now on, bashed in my car. I'd say it was "that time of the month" but I was down there and the floodgates were not open. If they had been, I wouldn't have been down there. Not into going down on a women and coming up looking like I just came back from a war zone. But I will fuck her. I don't understand guys who don't. The same guys who will slay a dragon in order to get a woman is afraid of a little blood on his little cock. That's just stupid. Best time to fuck is when she's on her period. Why? 'Cause you can cum inside of her and no worries about getting her pregnant. And the last thing I ever want to do at this point in my life is get some crazy hoe -- or any woman for that matter, pregnant. Shit, that would fucking throw one hell of a curve ball into my life. I'm barely responsibility to take care of myself, let alone a kid. Fuck, that's a scary thought -- me with kids.

Don't get me wrong, I love kids. Not in a wacko-Jacko way of course. I think kids are the best humans on the planet, because they are 110% honest and they believe anything is possible...up until the age of nine. Then, sadly, we learn "can't," "don't," "impossible" and a host of other bullshit that fucks up our lives and causes us to live in fear.

Damn, my head hurts from talking about all this deep shit. Let me get back to pussy.

Crazy Bitch's pussy to be exact. 'Cause the thing is, I keep thinking about it. I don't want to, be it seems that the crazier a woman is the better she is in bed-- and Crazy Bitch is one crazy motherfucker and that means in bed-- she's a Goddess! She’s every man's dream cum true!!! I would never tell Crazy Bitch that, because she's the type who would use it to fuck with my head. I don't want to-- wait, what's that? Ahhh... you smell that? You smell that? Yep, it's pussy! And it's knocking on my front door. So I'll have to cut this short because, well, if you can't figure out why, you're a freakin' moron.